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When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.
"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
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When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying
Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
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Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.
Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.
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A term that refers to those with no intelligence whatsoever. They typically have no use, at times have shitty grades, an IQ of <70. See preppy.
Mark: Dude, that chick Kelly-Anne is only good with a dick up her ass.
Sam: Yeah, she really needs to go to the dermatologist too because her OTC Clearasil isn't working.
Mark: She probably doesn't even know what a dermatologist is.
As we can see, Kelly Anne is a typical person who clearly expresses the term "only good with a dick up their ass"
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phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
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when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm
john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie