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A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
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The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.
“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”
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Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.
Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!
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someone who warms up dicks for a profession.
"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"
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