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1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...
b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
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The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
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My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.
"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.
Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
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Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.
Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.
Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.