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The physical state following a good dicking in which you find yourself dazed, both mentally and physically.
Girl I was fucked so hard last night I woke up with dick down syndrome
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On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!
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Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"