Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

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