Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0
Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:
Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
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Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.
When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.
Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time
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When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.
Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.
Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.
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Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.
I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers