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A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking
I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.
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The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.
She swallowed every drop of dick cream.
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When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!
Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
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An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
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To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.
"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."
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An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
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Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.