A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
70π 1π
Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
βI know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek
19π 1π
Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.
Ricky: βYou got enough money? hereβs another dollar .36 there βdick treeβ.
Alex: βCanβt believe Iβm picking this stuff up...β
10π 1π
Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.
Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.
28π 18π
A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.
I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick
8π 2π
A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
43π 18π
Sheβs a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.
10π 4π