Die A Virgin

To die without ever having had sex. For people who chose to die a virgin it's fine. But for people who didn't, it is a sign if failure. To die a virgin without choosing to means that you were never loved by anyone outside if your family.

I've got a small dick, and because girls measure guys by the size of their dicks I'm going to die a virgin.

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die a virgin

An American's greatest fear (other than vegetables).

"The world is coming to an end!"

"Well then get over here and have sex with me so I won't die a virgin!"

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