diet

A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.

Diet coke, Diet Pepsi, etc.

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diet

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

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diet

Dare
I
eat
this?

I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.

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diet

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

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diet

n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.

Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

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diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

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diet

A word fat people use to starve themselves or eat healthier for a certain time to lose weight, just to gain it all back and more in the long run

"I'm going on a diet to lose be healthier and lose weight."

"Ya right!"

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