When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby
Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."
Son:"Nooo!!!"
A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.
Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby