dildo baby

When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby

Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."

Son:"Nooo!!!"

Dildo baby

A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.

Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby