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dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk September 29, 2015


inner dildo sword fighting

the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch

wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now

by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010

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