Red-haired beauty that slangs the thickest dong in Mondstadt. The moment you look in his eyes, you'll bust one of the fattest nuts you've had in your life.
Person 1: Diluc is literally so pretty, my cock springs up just looking at him.
Donna: Same, except I don't have a cock.
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a master, a tycoon, a defender of justice, and the richest daddy of mondstadt. he is every teenage girl's dream. handsome, filthy rich, emotionally constipated due to trauma.
classic tsundere, too. ugly ass vase on his winery is proof enough.
Kaeya: Come on, now. Don't pull a Diluc on me.
Aether: Hmph. Knights of Favonius, always so ineffecient. ππ€
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a red haired beauty and owns a massive horse schlong. psst he won't tell you this but he hates the knights of favonius. he's basically batman but sexier and has a cliche tragic past. he doesn't work with anyone cause he knows that peeps will start nutting whenever they're near him. oh and he owns a winery cause that's just the sexy mf he is
simp 1: hey did u pull diluc last night
simp 2: na bro, i spent $100 to get him but he won't fucking come home.
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A red haired guy with no dad in Mondstadt, has an insanely hot flirty brother. They both scream daddy issues. But they can make me scream tooβ
Kaeya: I can't believe some people actually drink grape juice.
Diluc: ...
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one of the hottest and richest bachelors of mondstadt. you'd bust the fattest nut in your pants that it seeps through and drips down your thigh. one look at him and youre dead
have you seen diluc? i swear he could break this pussy into two!
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the sexiest man ever to live, has the fattest dick ever, a literal god
oh youβre diluc? whatβs it like knowing ure literally ethereal
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the sexiest man ever to live, has the fattest dick ever, god
oh youβre diluc? whatβs it like knowing ure literally ethereal
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