Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine
John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night
the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size
John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge
Another word for a penis
Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage