dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

Dingledouche

Dingledouche. Plain and Simple.

G: Yo, look at that dingledouche over there.
F: I know. He's a dingledouche, Plain and Simple.