Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."

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Dingle Dongle Dingle

The so-called 'scientific name' for a male penis.

Hey Anthony, did Claudia see your dingle dongle dingle?

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dingle dongle

a large African penis at least twenty inches in length

"oh jamar, your dingle dongle feels soo good!"

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Dingle dongle

When Matt, Bryce, and Wajid stand in a circle formation. They will then shave all of their pubes leaving a racing stripe in the middle.They will roll a blunt containing the fallen pubes, and then smoke it until they all fucking die

Tryna dingle dongle after school?

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dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

Dingle-dongle

Small collectible tchotchkies or brick-a-brack. Includes random vintage bits and bobbles. Assemblage artists love collecting Dingle-dongles to put in an assemblage or visual collection.

I love collecting dingle-dongles from estate sales and thrift stores to use in assemblage art.