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Dinner for One

The art of orally pleasuring oneself sexually. This can be perfected by removing ones ribs, enabling the extra flexibility needed for this great achievement.

Jane: Hey John, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
John: No thanks, I fancy dinner for one tonight.

by Riskos May 8, 2010

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PUBLISH OUR DINNER ONE

DONT BE MEAN U GUYS ARE BEING MEAN MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER, MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER.

U GUYS PLS PUBLISH OUR DINNER ONE IT WILL MAKE PONYO AND RAINI VERY HAPPY, ITS PONYOS BIRTHDAY TODAY I WANT MY DINNER ACCEPTED. MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER, MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER.

by ponyo rodriguez August 7, 2019

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