dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"

DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.

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dinner is ready

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!

When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.

"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"

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