Dinosaur crunch

The best ice cream ever. Period. End Of Story. Blue Vanilla, Marshmallows, Oreos. I win. Dinosaur crunch wins. Whoever has had it wins. Whoever hasn't had it loses. It's almost like having an orgy in your mouth. With hott girls too. No other guys...just hott girls.

Dinosaur crunch eater: Dude, have you ever tried Dinosaur crunch?

Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?

Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.

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Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.

Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

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I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

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