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The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
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Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.
Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...
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He will kick ur ass. That’s it. And ur dogs ass ngl
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Dio Brando is A gud Boi That is very hawt and sexi. His favourite words are WRRRRRRYYYYY and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. He is our Lord and Saviour. All hail DIO
All hail Lord DIO Brando
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Dio Brando is the main antagonist from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, he also appears as the main antagonist in Stardust Crusaders. He also has a big dick, dear god it is so big, the Burj Khalifa is an inch tall compared to it.
You thought this would be a normal definition for Dio Brando, BUT IT WAS A JOKE!
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A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years
jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando
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A stripper looking bisexual vampire that is our lord and savior because "DIO" means "GOD" in italian. pretty cool right??
The name is often used to describe a person that burns dogs, takes their brothers body and is pure evil.
That person sometimes screams "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY" when fighting (aswell as "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA") and when dying often refers to himself as "I, DIO" or just screams "WRYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
Compliment that can be used to describe a person braveness and the power he has in him.
Note: don't refer to someone as Dio Brando because Lord Dio will arrange from the dead and fuck you to death.
Jojo: You must be Dio brando
Dio: *burns dog alive*