Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.

Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."

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Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals.

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals

Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand

Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

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