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Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.
She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.
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A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.
Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.
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(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
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When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.
When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.
When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.
"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."
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When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."