DirecTV

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

DIRECTV

A satellite TV provider who loves local ads and never update the Weather Channel app to have the latest Weather Channel graphics and signal gets lost everytime there is a storm.

Guy 1: Hey let's watch sports
Guy 2: Sure
*later*
Guy 1: God dammit the signal is lost. We need to check the Weather Channel.
*when they change the channel to the Weather Channel*
Guy 1: WTF the app doesn't even match the graphics in the Weather Channel plus it still has 2008 graphics!
Guy 2: GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE LOCAL ADS INCLUDING SD ON HD HIJACKING THE LOWER DISPLAY LINE AND THE WARNINGS IN THE APP CONE IN LATE!?
Guy 1 and 2: GOD DAMMIT DIRECTV!!!

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