Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.

Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.

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dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.

dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!

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dirk diggler

the best person ever

dirk diggler is so cool

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Dirk diggler

Simply means dick, based off the character from boogie nights who’s rolling with a thumper

Oh fuck, look at that chick, I’d love to through my dirk diggler up that