Dirtball Digger

It is when a man puts his penis inside his girlfriend's, OR BOYFRIEND'S asshole, while quoting Steve Austin lines, pounds rapidly in their anal cavity. Suddenly, the pitcher feels a sharp pain in his penis tip, so he pulls out, and what does he find? A little chunk of shit lodged in his peehole. That, my friend, is a Dirtball Digger.

My friend Brett got a Dirtball Digger from some fat chick who just had Chipotle. Gross.

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