when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses
You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?
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Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow
man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert
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A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"
"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"
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