When you cum or piss in a condom and freeze it and then beat the shit out of your youngest sibling.
My sister bit me so I gave her a Dirty Alexander.
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A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.
He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.
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When a man watches two women Having sex while making duck noises and jerking off.
While I was at the party Jake did a dirty alexander with Lily and Bella
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An Idiot who breaks the glass at hardware stop
WTF dirty alexander!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out
Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander