Dirty Anakin

When you lay blue milk pipe in your girl with your pulsing lightsaber and when you bust inside you whisper in her ear and say “I’m gonna slaughter your children master” and proceed to use the force to tie her tubes

Luke: I just gave a dirty Anakin to that twi'lek on Nal Hutta before we left

Han: The one Leia said Jabba banged the night before?

Luke:.... fuck

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