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Dirty Baldwin

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake

: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by loopyspanky September 1, 2008

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Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020


Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 21, 2023