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When one has anal sex with another, then straight after gets a blow job of an un suspecting person.
Guy1: " Hey, i heard Simon bummed Graham then gave Tom a dirty Benjamin"
Guy2: YEAH MAN!
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A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy
She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin
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After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.
After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.
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When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus
I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!
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