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When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.
She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!
When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).
"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"
A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes