when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.
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To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night
Did a dirty callum last night
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A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...
βHey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last nightβ
βYeah heβs fine he just did a dirty Callumβ
Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock
Cant come out im doing a dirty callum
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