The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.
The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.
Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin
When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other