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When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!
Woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina...
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When you are having sex, you hop off, fart in his face, and hop back on like nothing happened.
Yesterday, I gave Jack a dirty Christina to his face.
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