When you bend over and have your wife whip your hairy ass with a flogger so hard it leaves bruises
Guy 1: Man, it hurts to sit down
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: my wife gave me a Dirty Darin last night
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When you have to jerk in the shower and it goes every where.
Man, took a shower this morning, and did a Dirty Darin, took forever to clean.
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