A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.
I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren
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A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".
Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.
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A dirty Darren is someone who loves to drink decaf while getting head.