Dirty Dodo

Akin to the Sandy Pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. Dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.

Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.

When Bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped Sooki of her clothes and injected her with his Dirty Dodo.

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