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A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
That trip to Vietnam was ultimately ruined when I had that Dirty Eli
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When you try out something kinky and it low-key turns you on. Dirty Eli has every fetish in the books and is happy to discover new kinks all the time.
When she shoved her finger up my ass, had a Dirty Eli; I was so surprised I blew my load right down their throat.
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The dirty Eli is performed on a certain player named Eli and this when the whole lacrosse team sounds with each one of his toes individually until the cum all over his feet.
“That was a great win, I think it’s time for a dirty Eli!”
When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
When you go on top of a very high wall and proceed to fuck a horse
I did a dirty Eli last night, I might go to prison
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