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A guy that can have sex with any lady he wants to do it with
George was walking and he saw a hot lady so he did the dirty George with her
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When you stand over a high speed fan and crap a large turd onto it and watch it paint the ceiling.
Lastnight I was so drunk that I painted the ceiling with a dirty george.
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A guy that can able to have intercourse with any man he desires.
Did you hear about the chad that pulled a dirty george?"
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1. When your with a fat chick who has a dry pussy and your out of lubricant, this is when you both shit in a cup and use that as vaginal lubricant.
2. A Dirty George can also mean a sexual act in which the fat chick is on top and she takes a dump on your chest after she finishes.
3. When your having sex with a fat chick and she falls asleep before you finish, and instead of joining her, you cover her in gravey and unleash your pet felhound on her.
1. That fat chick I was with last night totally was dry, so I pulled a Dirty George and turned my white cock brown.
2. Damn, that sick bitch pulled a Dirty George after she came on me last night, but the worst part is she fell asleep after and I couldn't get her off of me.
3. That stupid fugly whore fell asleep while I was giving her my A-game material. Well, this'll teach her. *Covers her in gravey* Eat up, Phuufenn.
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The Process of Fitting a Road Cone deep inside ones own anus filling with hot sauce and roaring like a wild stag.
I went hunting with my mates and called in a huge stag using the Dirty George
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When two gay men (who still are in the closet) have hardcore sex after they just met for the first time, and already being online friends for over four years.
“The dirty George we pulled of yesterday was really good” he said wile cuddling.
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(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.
Holy Jesus! Hey Mark, Robert, and Chuck....did you see that dude over by the bosses daughter? He totally just did a Dirty George Speer.
Mark: No way!! Did he make Whale Noises?
Robert: Yeah I saw it...looked like a pile of whale fuck was going to explode.
Chuck: You guys wanna get lunch?
Mark: Not after watching that dude go whaling! Boy he really Dirty George Speer'ed that hoe!!
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