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A woman who acts all prim and proper,shy and innocent until she gets you in the bedroom and all hell breaks loose.
I thought we were in for a quiet night but she gave me a dirty Jacquie and now i can't walk right (insert toy of choice)
When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.
I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.