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verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.
Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
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Much like the Dirty Sanchez, but in the Missionary Position.
much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not... more like the Dirty Jesus
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Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.
damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.
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When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.
Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus
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When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"