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When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church
I got a dirty Jon this morning at church
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when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend
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Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.
Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...
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The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits
Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?
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when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
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Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.
A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"