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When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie
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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
I got a Dirty Kelly last night.
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Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.
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When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"
A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.
“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”