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Dirty Kristie very happy and will do pretty much ANYTHING to ANYONE when alcohol is involved, but shy and quiet and won't make eye contact while sober
Dirty Kristie is out to have fun tonight, give her a beer.
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When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
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When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.
When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.
She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.
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