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When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole
Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here
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Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.
I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?
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When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.
“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
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