The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
โMan, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.โ
โShe did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.โ
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When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
โDamn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stoppedโ
โShe really gave you the dirty Lauren didnโt she?โ
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A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning
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