Dirty Lincoln

when you are done fucking your woman in the ass from behind and you pull out and shoot her with a stinky load in the back of the head.

rather than take a load in the ass Billy's girlfriend lifted her head back and and begged for a Dirty Lincoln.

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Dirty Cheese Lincoln

Take your penis, wrapping it in cheese and filling your "others" crack with shredded cheese and buttsexing your partner. Until so said cheese is warm and melty. Then you eat your cheesy meal.

Jenny: Devyn decided he was hungry last night, so he gave me a dirty cheese lincoln!

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Dirty Abraham Lincoln

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"

Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln

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