A person who jerks off in other peoples closets as a career.
"I want to be a dirty Marcos when I grow up"
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When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome
I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos
When a man sticks his whole fist inside a womens ass hole then the women shits outs her ass. Then the man jacks off with his poopy hand. Then when the man cums onto the womens vagina. And then the man punches the vagina
The end
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