Dirty Marie

A pair of underwear found in a Walmart ladies room trash can. Most likely on Black Friday when there just isn't time to stop shopping long enough to use the restroom.

While emptying the trash Party found a Dirty Marie left by another holiday shopper.

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Dirty Mari

A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.

Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?

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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.

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Dirty Mari

When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.

"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best Dirty Mari I've ever had in my life."

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dirty mary

When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.

"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best dirty Mary I've ever had in my life."

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Dirty Mary

When you do the dirty with a girl telematically like God did to The Virgin Mary.

Now that we live in quarantine, it's hard to fuck physically with someone so a friend of mine used his superpowers to do a Dirty Mary to her horny girlfriend Mary.

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Dirty Mary-Kate

When a girl called Mary Kate sucks a guy off while fingering her two best friends and sitting on a guys dick the guy is usually called Harvey

Yo ma. She gave me a dirty Mary-Kate
How did it feel?

Dirty Anna-Marie

A girl who likes to play with your balls with her feet!

Omg my girl pulled an Dirty Anna-Marie last night. My balls feel amazing!!!!

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