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The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night
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When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
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A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.
Yeah my fellow mammal, you should definitely stay away from her, she’s a total dirty Martine
Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.
Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.
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The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.
Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin
When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "